Hi guys. Just want to share this with you, it's from a friend. Check this out, it's hilarious:
Installing Wife 1.0
>Dear Tech Support,
>Last year, i upgraded from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0 i soon noticed
>that the program began unexpected child processing that took up a lot
>of space and valueable resources. In addition, Wife 1.0 installed
>itself into all other programs and now monitors all other system activities.
>I can't seem to keep Wife 1.0 in the background while attempting to
>run my favorite application such as Poker Night 10.3, Football 5.0
>Hunting and Fishing 7.5, Racing 3.6 or Goofing Off 6.3. I am thinking
>about going back to Girlfriend 7.0 but the un-install does not work
>on Wife1.0
>Please Help...!!!..
>Thanks
>Troubled User
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>Reply
>Dear Troubled User,
>This is a very common problem that male users complain about.
>Many people upgrade from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0 thinking that it
>is just a Utilities and Entertainment program. Wife 1.0 is an
>OPERATING SYSTEM and is designed by it's Creator to run EVERYTHING....!!!
>It is also impossible to delete Wife 1.0 and to
>return to Girlfriend 7.0 it is impossible to unstall or purge the
>program files from the system once installed.
>You can not go back to Girlfriend 7.0 because Wife 1.0 is designed to
> not allow this. Look in your Wife 1.0 manual under Warning-Alimony:
>Child Support. I recommend that you keep Wife 1.0 and work on
>improving the situation, I suggest installing the background
>application "Yes Dear" to alleviate software augmentation.
>The best course of action is to enter the command C:\APOLOGIZE
>because ultimately you will have to give the APOLOGIZE command before
>the system will return to normal anyway. Wife 1.0 is a great program,
>but it tends to be very high maintenance. Wife 1.0 comes with several
>support programs such as Clean and Sweep 3.0, Cook it 1.5, Do Bills 4.2
>Laundry 3.2 and Do Everything Else Yourself 5.7
>However, be very careful how you use these programs.
>Improper use will cause the system to launch the program Nag Nag 9.5
>Once this happens, the only way to improve the performance of Wife 1.0
>is to purchase additional software. I recommend Flower 2.1 and Diamond 5.0
>Warning: Do not under any circumstances install Secretary
>short skirt 3.3 This application is not supported by Wife 1.0
>will cause irreversible damage to your operating system.
>Best of Luck,
>Tech Support
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